Fashion-focused Farmer Gifts

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

Tractor Art

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Cattle farmer's super-market

Farmer using a photo editing program

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Scarecrow Painting

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

"She's diversifying her portfolio."

A suit of scarecrows

Cow Eating Grass Hawaiian Skirt

"Frankly, I was fed up with walking barefoot in muck all the time..."

A horse of a different color, and matching scarf.

Waaay too corporate!

Cow having a tattoo.

Organic Farm - Please Dip Your Sandals

'The good news it the Biopsy was negative. The better news is my pants stay up like a dream now.'

'Hey! Check out these specials!'

'A few over here, please.'

Cow Piercing.

'Ooh, I love your overalls, who are you wearing?'

Jimmy decided to work in a more creative field.

Chicken chaps

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"

"Who does your horns?"

Barnyard wigs.

"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."

Farmers in love