Suit-loving Farmer Gifts

A suit of scarecrows

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Parade of Businessmen

"Scuba cow"

An early space launch attempt.

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

Pull the udder one

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Dogs and Chickens

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Tropical Cow Tank

'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!'

'Ab Lawsons cholesterol farm'

A solar powered cow.

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'