Suit-loving Farmer Mugs

A suit of scarecrows

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Parade of Businessmen

"Scuba cow"

An early space launch attempt.

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

Pull the udder one

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Dogs and Chickens

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!'

Tropical Cow Tank

'Ab Lawsons cholesterol farm'

A solar powered cow.

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.