Fashion-forward Farmer Gifts

'Ooh, I love your overalls, who are you wearing?'

"She wishes to range free!"

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

Tractor Art

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Cattle farmer's super-market

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

Scarecrow Painting

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

"She's diversifying her portfolio."

A suit of scarecrows

"Frankly, I was fed up with walking barefoot in muck all the time..."

A horse of a different color, and matching scarf.

Waaay too corporate!

Cow Eating Grass Hawaiian Skirt

Cow having a tattoo.

Organic Farm - Please Dip Your Sandals

'The good news it the Biopsy was negative. The better news is my pants stay up like a dream now.'

Jimmy decided to work in a more creative field.

Farmers in love

'Hey! Check out these specials!'

"Comfy?"

Barnyard wigs.

"Who does your horns?"

Chicken chaps

Cow Piercing.