Modern Farmer With A Twist Gifts

A suit of scarecrows

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"She wishes to range free!"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

Tractor Art

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Old MacDonald had a startup.

A Protractor.

'Er... vicar - does the church have a position on the donation of GM vegetables for the Harvest Festival?'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Farmer using a photo editing program

Where steel wool comes from.

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

'Will someone fetch me that new dairy maid?'

This one needs re-booting!

Modern Shepherding

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

Yup, I like these self-driving cattle. Google.