Farmers With A Twist Gifts

"She wishes to range free!"

baby sweetcorn...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Bees SOS

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Cow duel.

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Cow outboard engine

Your Country Needs MOO!

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

'I love you guys!'

Grumpy Cow

"Well, that backfired."

Tractor Art

80 years ago. Food comes farms. 40 years ago. Market. Kids today don't understand. They think food comes from the supermarket. They don't realize it comes from farms. Present day. Kids today don't understand. They think food just shows up in boxes at the door. They don't realize those boxes come from stores.

'Look,if you're going to hang out with us, first thing you gotta' do is lose the bell.'

A Protractor.

'Look who came back for the family reunion.'

'Here comes the pimp.'

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

Free Range Chicken.

'Humor him. He thinks his girlfriend is a pinup girl.'

'If one more person says 'with an OINK-OINK HERE AND AN OINK-OINK THERE', I'm going to go bonkers!'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

'Is it harder to work on these big draft mares, Doc?'

Maude took the kids to the farm to see an egg getting laid.

'Dr Phil sez, if I'm gittin' the milk for free, I should do the right thing and marry her!'

Butterfly makes the worst mistake of his life.

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'