Quirky Farm Dwellers Gifts

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

"She wishes to range free!"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Oh Hi!'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Tropical Cow Tank

Free Range Chicken.

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

Ostrich Farm

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

Year of the Seagull: Scarecrow on car's top losing it's battle in chasing gulls away

Sign next to a road through a rural area that reads "Next Democrat 50 mi.".

Counting sheep.

When he heard that methane was responsible for around 18% of the Greenhouse Effect, Ed decided to take action.

"Come, join me for a few moments of mindful indolence!"

"Officer, the washing machine ate my brother!"

The little old lady who lived in a vacuum.

Cockerel and hen

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

"Look, it's not ideal but we both have to live with it."

I think I just figured out why this place was available.

Picture of missing sock on milk carton.

'It's the only affordable housing we could afford.'

'She's a bit on the rare side.'

Barry shows off his new woodchuck farm.

Aaah! My curlers!

"Jason and I are going steady. I'm wearing his bell."