Quirky Agriculturalists Gifts

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

'Oh Hi!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"She wishes to range free!"

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Food fight!'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

Tropical Cow Tank

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

They're Brazillian!

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

Free Range Chicken.

The Moo-Walk

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

Re-Tail.

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'

Ostrich Farm

"Oh lord, I think we're in a Japanese horror movie!"

Production in times of pandemic

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

Number 1, check your grass to air ratio!

Modern Shepherding

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"