Quirky Agriculturalists Gifts

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

'Oh Hi!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"She wishes to range free!"

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Food fight!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Tropical Cow Tank

They're Brazillian!

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

The Moo-Walk

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

Free Range Chicken.

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'

Ostrich Farm

Number 1, check your grass to air ratio!

Production in times of pandemic

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

Modern Shepherding

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'