Peculiar Farmer Gifts

Barry shows off his new woodchuck farm.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Oh Hi!'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

Vaccinating Scarecrow

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

Tractor Art

Tropical Cow Tank

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

The Moo-Walk

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Re-Tail.

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

Scarecrow Painting

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

Cow Eating Grass Hawaiian Skirt

'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'

A suit of scarecrows

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

Organic Farm - Please Dip Your Sandals

When he heard that methane was responsible for around 18% of the Greenhouse Effect, Ed decided to take action.

'I wanted a parrot-Giles wanted organic fresh eggs,so we compromised...'