Quirky Farm Tale Fans Gifts

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Dedication to excellence....

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I'm an enigma!"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Cow cartooning block.

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

William Tell in his younger years.

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

Barns

Cow Pat Planning

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Free Range Chicken.

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

Re-Tail.

'Right, my lad - get down from there before you fall and break something!'

"That's adorable. This must be how rich people feel when poor people get angry!"

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

'Chillax kids! Farmer Brown says we're on vacation.'

Hen counts her blessings.

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

'Hey Phil...Thanks again for that little barnyard speech you gave last week about Farmer John's unimpeachable character and good intentions...'

Cow picks up chick instead of tennis ball.

'Tech support...I'd like to report a farmer in the dell!'

'I'd have never guessed you two are related.'

I'm texting!

'Hello Shitty.'

The peasants helped Robin Hood escape to Sherwood Forest. Charge them with arboring a fugitive! Sheriff of Nottingham.

Gel!