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"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Dedication to excellence....

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I'm an enigma!"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Cow cartooning block.

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

William Tell in his younger years.

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

Cow Pat Planning

Free Range Chicken.

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

"That's adorable. This must be how rich people feel when poor people get angry!"

'Right, my lad - get down from there before you fall and break something!'

Hen counts her blessings.

'Chillax kids! Farmer Brown says we're on vacation.'

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

'Hey Phil...Thanks again for that little barnyard speech you gave last week about Farmer John's unimpeachable character and good intentions...'

'I'd have never guessed you two are related.'

I'm texting!

'I know what you were thinking!'

"Only once! That particular winter morning, it has snowed overnight and the sunrise was so spectacular I was speechless: I forgot to cock-a-doodle-do!"

'I don't know how you did it...but get yourselves back down here now!'

Chicken Breast Implants