Farm Fable Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

An early space launch attempt.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Cow of BEEF

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Free Range Employees.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"I'm an enigma!"

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Do kids eat free?"

Wild Cow.

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Cheesie Rider

A Palindrome Cow.

Fresh off the Farm.

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

'Food fight!'

Dogs and Chickens

Money Tree

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'