Farm Fable Enthusiast Prints

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

An early space launch attempt.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"I'm an enigma!"

'The sty is falling!!'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Wild Cow.

"Do kids eat free?"

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

Cheesie Rider

A Palindrome Cow.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Fresh off the Farm.

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'Food fight!'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Money Tree

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'