Farm Fiction Fan Prints

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

An early space launch attempt.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Dedication to excellence....

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

COWS: Cow Pong

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm an enigma!"

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

1,572 Performances.

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Wild Cow.

Milkin' Impossible