Fantasy Farm Fan Prints

Scarecrow King.

Cow Pinatas

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Yoyo sheep

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"Do kids eat free?"

Wild Cow.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'The sty is falling!!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

A Palindrome Cow.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Niche Extracurriculars

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

Money Tree

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Domestic Animals.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

Some genetically engineered pig