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'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Barns

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Well, that one got away."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

An early space launch attempt.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Milking the Cow.

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dedication to excellence....

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Cow of BEEF

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Free Range Employees.

COWS: Cow Pong

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm an enigma!"

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Wild Cow.

Milkin' Impossible