Farm Fantasy Lover T-Shirts

It's all done by stop motion photography, don't you know!

A chicken lays pyramids instead of eggs.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Scuba cow"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Twitter that!

"Can you keep a secret?"

A Palindrome Cow.

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Easter Ham Free.

'How now, brown cow?'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

'It's a spork!'

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'