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Schrodinger's Cow

Chase me, chase me cows.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Scuba cow"

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Milking the Cow.

Dedication to excellence....

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I'm an enigma!"

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

D.I.Y SUCKS!

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

Ham-Dram

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

Furtive Milking

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

Scrooge McCow

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

A solar powered cow.

Cow Pat Planning

'I wish this wasn't happening.'