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"Only once! That particular winter morning, it has snowed overnight and the sunrise was so spectacular I was speechless: I forgot to cock-a-doodle-do!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Bathroom Fairy

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'The roof needs icing.'

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Bedtime story.

The little engine that delegated