Funny Farm Aficionado Prints

Re-Tail.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Country Bumpkin.

'Oh Hi!'

Dedication to excellence....

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Can he come out and play?'

"I'm an enigma!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

I've located your problem, luv!

'Food fight!'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Start talking."

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

GLOO!

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Cow cartooning block.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt