Funny Farm Aficionado Mugs

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Country Bumpkin.

'Oh Hi!'

Dedication to excellence....

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Can he come out and play?'

"I'm an enigma!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

I've located your problem, luv!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Food fight!'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Start talking."

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

GLOO!

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Cow cartooning block.

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'