Quirky Farm Humor Fan Mugs

Aaah! My curlers!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Dedication to excellence....

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I'm an enigma!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Food fight!'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Start talking."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

Cow cartooning block.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

'Miaow??'

Ostrich Farm

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

Peripheral vision cow

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

Pork Sausage.

I LOVE what you've done with the place!