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'Let's step outside - I don't want her to hear this.'

'Are you made of sugar?'

Invisible clothes

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Birds doing the 'wave'.

A Palindrome Cow.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Maternity ward on the farm.

Illuminating agricultural production

Cow cartooning block.

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell

The Fox and the Crow.

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

King Commute.

Realistic Farm Set - Cheese Shop/Holiday Lets/Barn Conversion.

'I happened to swallow a bottle of rogaine!'

"Yeah, it's not very good farm land! In this paddock, I wonder if the farmer grows grass or rocks..."

Schrodinger's Cow

With horror he realised he was playing the wrong tune...

'Here's the problem! Her udder is broker down!'

'I can't wait to be shorn of all this wooly symbolism.'

Fields

BAAYE!

"Only once! That particular winter morning, it has snowed overnight and the sunrise was so spectacular I was speechless: I forgot to cock-a-doodle-do!"

'Goliath's Achilles Heel.'

"You need to stop thinking about your family's dairy farm. Not all of these are Holsteins."