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'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Alberich an the Rhinemaidens

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Some said she exploited her youthful allure...

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

The Fourth Little Pig

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Swan Fairy Tales

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

The tooth fairy.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

The Mouse Princess

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Here be dragons.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Rapunzel in the Morning

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"What the hell took so long?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog