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1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Giant Headless Horseman

Witch Bonfire

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

William Tell in his younger years.

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

'I've had to downsize because because of the credit-crunch!'

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"

"Really, though, he flew too close to the ground."

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

King Commute.

'Babies Unlimited, free delivery.'

"I love my new hood! All i need now is a bow and opposable thumbs!"

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"