Folk Tale Followers Pillows

"It appears your credit card expired 18 years ago Mr. Van Winkle. Would you care to pay for the alarm clock in cash?"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

Witch Bonfire

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Giant Headless Horseman

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

William Tell in his younger years.

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"

"Really, though, he flew too close to the ground."

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

'I've had to downsize because because of the credit-crunch!'

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

'Babies Unlimited, free delivery.'

"I love my new hood! All i need now is a bow and opposable thumbs!"

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"