Farm Fable Follower Gifts

'Let's step outside - I don't want her to hear this.'

'Are you made of sugar?'

Invisible clothes

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Birds doing the 'wave'.

A Palindrome Cow.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Maternity ward on the farm.

Cow cartooning block.

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

Illuminating agricultural production

The Fox and the Crow.

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

Barns

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

King Commute.

Realistic Farm Set - Cheese Shop/Holiday Lets/Barn Conversion.

'I happened to swallow a bottle of rogaine!'

'Tech support...I'd like to report a farmer in the dell!'

"Yeah, it's not very good farm land! In this paddock, I wonder if the farmer grows grass or rocks..."

Schrodinger's Cow

'I can't wait to be shorn of all this wooly symbolism.'

'Here's the problem! Her udder is broker down!'

With horror he realised he was playing the wrong tune...

Fields

BAAYE!

"Only once! That particular winter morning, it has snowed overnight and the sunrise was so spectacular I was speechless: I forgot to cock-a-doodle-do!"

"It appears your credit card expired 18 years ago Mr. Van Winkle. Would you care to pay for the alarm clock in cash?"

'Goliath's Achilles Heel.'

"You need to stop thinking about your family's dairy farm. Not all of these are Holsteins."