Farm Fun Follower Gifts

Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Cow's straw

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Wild Cow.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Tractor Racing

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Moo-Magrams Exams

The Taming of the Ewe

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Money Tree

Costume Party.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

Cow Wash Cycle.

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...