Foodie With A Farm Twist Gifts

"Don't look now, …. It's the other white meat."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"That's it. We’re toast."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

How about going easy on the carbs

Country Bumpkin.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Advocado

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Flying sauces.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."