Farmyard Foodies Gifts

'I didn't order garlic bread!'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Is the MSG local?"

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Do kids eat free?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

Cow Pollen

Roasted Peppers

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

(Direct to the Consumer)

'Fresh eggs!'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

'Big egg.'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

Olives

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

Surprised cook.

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

Something Grown Something Shot.

'Only the sauce was locally sourced.'

"Farmer Jones has come back, and he's got a pin!"

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

'You went and ate in the apple orchard, didn't you?'

"Here's some baby spinach - from my soil to your plate."

"Be honest Walter...Is it me you really love or just the farm-fresh eggs every morning?"