Farmyard Foodies Gifts

'I didn't order garlic bread!'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Bubble Gum Farms.

"Is the MSG local?"

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'The sty is falling!!'

"Do kids eat free?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'This is a real barnburner.'

Cow yin yang spots.

Cow Pollen

Roasted Peppers

Costume Party.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

(Direct to the Consumer)

'Fresh eggs!'

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'Big egg.'

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

Olives

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

Surprised cook.

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'You went and ate in the apple orchard, didn't you?'

"Farmer Jones has come back, and he's got a pin!"

Something Grown Something Shot.

'Only the sauce was locally sourced.'

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

"Here's some baby spinach - from my soil to your plate."