Farm-to-table Enthusiast Gifts

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

"Is the MSG local?"

"This little piggy will have the farm to table slop."

Not only are they edible, you don't even have to sneak up on them! Early in the domestication of crops.

'Fresh eggs!'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Only the sauce was locally sourced.'

Something Grown Something Shot.

Olives

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

An early space launch attempt.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

'Can he come out and play?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'This is a real barnburner.'

I've located your problem, luv!

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Roasted Peppers

Cow yin yang spots.

Dogs and Chickens

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

(Direct to the Consumer)