Farm-to-table Enthusiast Pillows

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

"Is the MSG local?"

"This little piggy will have the farm to table slop."

'Fresh eggs!'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Only the sauce was locally sourced.'

Something Grown Something Shot.

Olives

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

An early space launch attempt.

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

'Can he come out and play?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

I've located your problem, luv!

Roasted Peppers

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Dogs and Chickens

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

GLOO!

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

(Direct to the Consumer)