Farm-to-table Fanatic Pillows

Surprised cook.

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

'Ready, Steady, Cook!', with a cow contestant.

'We grow our own but I know you prefer supermarket stuff.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

"Is the MSG local?"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Can he come out and play?'

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"Do kids eat free?"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Wild Cow.

I've located your problem, luv!

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Roasted Peppers

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

Domestic Animals.

'Fresh eggs!'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

Some genetically engineered pig

(Direct to the Consumer)

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

GLOO!

Essential work against Coronavirus

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'Excellent napkin.'