Farmyard Foodie Pillows

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

"Is the MSG local?"

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

'Can he come out and play?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Do kids eat free?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'The sty is falling!!'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'This is a real barnburner.'

I've located your problem, luv!

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Dogs and Chickens

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Roasted Peppers

Costume Party.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

GLOO!

'Fresh eggs!'