Farmyard Aficionado Pillows

"On behalf of Farmer Brown, I am proud to present Lucy with her "One Thousand Eggs" certificate: Congratulations!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

An early space launch attempt.

"They’re real."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

Cow of BEEF

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Pull the udder one

Free Range Employees.

'Can he come out and play?'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Cow and Milk

The worm that churned!

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Police Cow!

'Shuck me.'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"