Farmhouse Aficionado Pillows

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Support group for sheep.

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Is the MSG local?"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

An early space launch attempt.

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

Pull the udder one

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

You complete me!

'Can he come out and play?'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'Where's my glove?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cow and Milk

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Shuck me.'