Farmhouse Admirer Pillows

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'The circle is complete!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Cow in love'

Please Drove Carefully.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Raptures

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

An early space launch attempt.

Slinky Cow World

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Farmer and FIsherman

Cow of BEEF

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Boomerang cow.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Free Range Employees.

Get on with it!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

Haywatch

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

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