Whimsical Farm Scene Admirer Pillows

'Even ol' Lucy's dry. . .whats going on around here?'

'The circle is complete!'

Please Drove Carefully.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Slinky Cow World

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Boomerang cow.

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A boy who loves cows/burgers

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

A chip off the old block...

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

Haywatch

Mummy?!

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

A cow ventriloquist.

'Food fight!'

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

"I like friut flies!"

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

'Have you watered your horse today?'

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Rooster

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

The physics of the situation had Jed confused. The cow had merely ambled onto the haystack, so was clearly not a leapt-on Yet at the same time, it clearly was a moo-on.

Vaccinating Scarecrow

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'