Whimsical Farm Scene Admirer Gifts

'Even ol' Lucy's dry. . .whats going on around here?'

'The circle is complete!'

Please Drove Carefully.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Slinky Cow World

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Boomerang cow.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Leadership training.'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

A chip off the old block...

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

'Food fight!'

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

Mummy?!

A cow ventriloquist.

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

Haywatch

"I like friut flies!"

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

'Have you watered your horse today?'

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Vaccinating Scarecrow

Rooster

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

The physics of the situation had Jed confused. The cow had merely ambled onto the haystack, so was clearly not a leapt-on Yet at the same time, it clearly was a moo-on.

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'