Whimsical Farm Fan Gifts

Where milkshakes come from.

Cow babies

Cat Tie

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Joan Hickson

Raptures

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Cat statues on entrance gate

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Yoyo sheep

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Cheesie Rider

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."