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Septic Fields Forever.

Apple Pie Abduction

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Well, that one got away."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Mouse with a cat cake.

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

The Karate Kitten.

A chip off the old block...

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Mephistopheles

"Set already!"

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

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The Firebird

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

"Well, the drought is over."

Lox Ness Monster

The painting Painter

"Here is your new planet."

Elizabeth Truss MP

'How is the cat getting on with your new pet snake?'

"Hey Gus, there's a guy playing the pipe in town: Let's go and follow him..."

Two birds refuel.

Blue Upright

Mountain goat looking through view finder.

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

'You're kidding me right: You can't really see the ocean from up here, can you?'