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Septic Fields Forever.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Apple Pie Abduction

"Well, that one got away."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Mouse with a cat cake.

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

A chip off the old block...

The Karate Kitten.

"Set already!"

Mephistopheles

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

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The Firebird

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

The painting Painter

Lox Ness Monster

"Well, the drought is over."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

'How is the cat getting on with your new pet snake?'

"Hey Gus, there's a guy playing the pipe in town: Let's go and follow him..."

Two birds refuel.

Blue Upright

'My problem is that I can't decide whether I'm fish or fowl.'

Mountain goat looking through view finder.

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

'You're kidding me right: You can't really see the ocean from up here, can you?'