Farm Stay Admirer Gifts

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'The circle is complete!'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Please Drove Carefully.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Raptures

French wine

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Slinky Cow World

An early space launch attempt.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Farmer and FIsherman

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Get on with it!

Playing pig

Boomerang cow.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

'Leadership training.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

A boy who loves cows/burgers