Farmhouse Admirer Mugs

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'The circle is complete!'

'Cow in love'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Please Drove Carefully.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Raptures

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

An early space launch attempt.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Slinky Cow World

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Farmer and FIsherman

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Get on with it!

Boomerang cow.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

'Leadership training.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

A cow ventriloquist.

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Haywatch