Farmyard Foodie Gifts

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

"Is the MSG local?"

An early space launch attempt.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

'Can he come out and play?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"Do kids eat free?"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

I've located your problem, luv!

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Roasted Peppers

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

GLOO!

'Fresh eggs!'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"