Farm Food Fan Gifts

'Why don't you try to think outside of the trough once in a while?'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

'Cow in love'

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Well, that one got away."

Yoyo sheep

An early space launch attempt.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

COWS: Cow Pong

Free Range Employees.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Cow of BEEF

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

1,572 Performances.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Cheesie Rider