Farm Food Fan T-Shirts

'Why don't you try to think outside of the trough once in a while?'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Cow in love'

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

An early space launch attempt.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Yoyo sheep

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Cow of BEEF

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

COWS: Cow Pong

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Free Range Employees.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

1,572 Performances.

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Cheesie Rider

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'