Farm Foodies T-Shirts

"I can't believe you're breaking up with me in my favorite restaurant."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Cow Pinatas

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Is the MSG local?"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

COWS: Cow Pong

Cow of BEEF

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Dogs and Chickens

Cow yin yang spots.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

Roasted Peppers

'Fresh eggs!'

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!'