Farmhouse Foodie Gifts

"Be honest Walter...Is it me you really love or just the farm-fresh eggs every morning?"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Is the MSG local?"

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

A man and baby wearing bibs

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

Roasted Peppers

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

'Fresh eggs!'

The Rural Bidet...

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Olives

'Just like when YOU cook or mom cooks???'

"There are kids in this world who would love to have a working dinner with their parents."

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

"Chocolate-coated rocks! Oh darling, you're spoiling me!"

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

Surprised cook.

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

"I'm off girls...gonna make the most of being an empty nester, while it lasts!!"

'Only the sauce was locally sourced.'

Something Grown Something Shot.

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

Step Mom's Diner: Under New Management.

'When we were first married, he was all 'Cock-A-Doodle-Do.' Now, he's just 'Cock-A-Doodle-Don't.''