Farmhouse Aficionados Gifts

Tarriff-ied

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Cow Pinatas

'Cow in love'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Cow of BEEF

'Can he come out and play?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'The sty is falling!!'

"Do kids eat free?"

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

I've located your problem, luv!

'This is a real barnburner.'

Cow yin yang spots.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Dogs and Chickens

Cow Pollen

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

GLOO!

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.